Good Samaritans, Inc.

You're busy. I'm busy. We're all busy. This is the nineties. We don't have time to wait around all day for well-meant but amateurish efforts to help. We need quality favors, on time, every time.

That's the focus behind our dynamic new company, Good Samaritans, Incorporated. Our staff is highly-trained in professional favor management.

We offer competitive rates for quality favors. Compare the prices of our favors and see if you don't agree.

Our price list:


Small favors:                             $5.00
Big favors:                              $35.00
Really big favors                     $1,225.00
Big favors that you'll never forget:  $4,995.00

A Brief List of Favors We Have Performed

Picking up a can of tunafish on the way home.
Turning down the stereo.
Telling someone they had some cream cheese on their nose.
Leaving.

We are currently seeking major investment capital to augment our coordinated media penetration of the kindness market. Be part of this dynamic, agressive new corporate frontier. For more information call 800-$$$-KIND.

written & designed by Leo and Brandon Brodie
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