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May 27, 1995

May 27

I'm moving to an apartment and I will have to cook for myself. Can you give me one of your best recipies? One that's easy to make.

Here's a tasty recipe that only takes 30 minutes:

• 1 bag corn chips
• 1 tub salsa

Place corn chips in large bowl. Place chips and salsa near TV set. Watch 1 game show.

How do you know if someone is telling the truth?

If they have feathers sticking out of the top of their heads, they're telling the truth. Trust me!!!

Usually, if it's about me, it's a lie. Unless I said it.

Much is revealed by how much the speaker has to gain.

I look 'em in the eye and stare 'em down.

Do you know that you look like my good friend Ted that lives in Boulder, CO.? Are you related somehow?

Send me a picture of Ted, and I'll decide if I think that's a compliment. Hey! I know! Let's have a Bradley look-a-like contest! Me and the top ten winners can all go help Michael with that Frisbee.

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