Punchy AdviceArchives

June 7, 1995


"taojones" asks Kauli:
What is the nature of existence?
Kauli Kauli answers:
I only know two kinds of nature. Human nature and Nature nature. I like Nature nature better, but you humans are pretty funny sometimes.

I don't know about the nature of existence, but it sounds pretty boring.


"Hecubus" asks Bradley:
How can I meet chicks?
Bradley Bradley answers:
First of all, I wouldn't let Kelsey hear you say "chicks." She...
Kelsey Kelsey interrupts:
Too late, clown. My advice is to rethink your attitude towards women in general. Until then, I hope you don't meet any. If it's chicks you want, visit the chicken ranch!

John Marlowe asks Ruth:
How high is up?
Ruth Ruth answers:
Somebody asked me already "How fast is fast?" Now you ask me "How high is up?" What do I look like, the bureau of weights and measurements?

"Haku" asks Punjabi:
Should I be dating co-workers?
Punjabi Punjabi answers:
Most relationships, my friend, do not succeed. It is not so much that it is dangerous to date co-workers. The problem is that it is dangerous to stop.
Kelsey Kelsey adds:
I'm not comfortable when someone I work with asks me out. It puts me in the position of having to say no, but still seeing them at work every day.
Alphonzo Alphonzo offers:
I wouldn't refuse any of the lovely ladies in my office. That wouldn't be fair, would it?

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