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May 25, 1995

phil armstrong asks Alphonzo:
Is the internet just a fad?
Alphonzo Alphonzo answers:
I used to think so, but now that I have my own home page, I'm more aware of its noble and valuable purpose.

Mike Knapp asks Ooni:
I have this awful rash on my gazoobie and it's driving me nuts! Can you help?
Ooni Ooni answers:
That sounds terrible! I've never heard of a gazoobie, but I'd get it removed quick!

"Ted" asks Bradley:
Should I get married?
Bradley Bradley answers:
You're lucky. Some people want to know if they ever will.
Kelsey Kelsey puts in:
If you have to ask, no.
Ruth Ruth adds:
Marty Marty also adds:

Lyneta Latham asks Marty:
Will I die tommarow?
Marty Marty answers:
I doubt it. I got hit by a damn bus once and I'm still kicking. But you never know. Let me know if you do.

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