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May 27, 1995

May 27

Dan asks Ruth:
I'm moving to an apartment and I will have to cook for myself. Can you give me one of your best recipies? One that's easy to make.
Ruth Ruth answers:
Here's a tasty recipe that only takes 30 minutes: Place corn chips in large bowl. Place chips and salsa near TV set. Watch 1 game show.

"ABABA" asks Kauli:
How do you know if someone is telling the truth?
Kauli Kauli answers:
If they have feathers sticking out of the top of their heads, they're telling the truth. Trust me!!!
Alphonzo Alphonzo adds:
Usually, if it's about me, it's a lie. Unless I said it.
Punjabi Punjabi offers:
Much is revealed by how much the speaker has to gain.
Kelsey Kelsey says:
I look 'em in the eye and stare 'em down.

"JayGee" asks Bradley:
Do you know that you look like my good friend Ted that lives in Boulder, CO.? Are you related somehow?
Bradley Bradley answers:
Send me a picture of Ted, and I'll decide if I think that's a compliment. Hey! I know! Let's have a Bradley look-a-like contest! Me and the top ten winners can all go help Michael with that Frisbee.

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