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June 6, 1995

"Hash" asks Punjabi:
Where do babies come from?
Punjabi Punjabi answers:
I am constantly amazed. In my home country, by the time someone can type, they know where babies come from.

Dan "Travelor" asks Ooni:
Why do dogs have fleas?
Ooni Ooni answers:
Why do people have congressmen?

T.Hofmann@Phoenix.ca asks Punjabi:
I'm a computer nerd. What should I do to change?
Punjabi Punjabi answers:
I believe my good friend Bradley would reply, "Why would you want to change?" Bradley is a good example of someone who might be called a nerd, but seems to enjoy his calling greatly. However, if you do feel that something is missing from your life, then I would suggest that you make a list of all the activities you would love to do if you could. This list may give a sense that your priorities have not been in order. If you are a true a nerd, then you possess the capabilities to develop a successful plan for rearranging those priorities to better suit you. Program yourself, my friend!

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