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June 11, 1995

"Marlowe" asks Kelsey:
Alright, Kels, you seem like a strong-willed woman who isn't just going to let some man treat you like some kind of puppet. I'll trust your judgment. Here goes: What could I get for a beautiful, intelligent, independent woman to let her know how I feel about her?
Kelsey Kelsey answers:
Thanks for the kind words. I'm usually more concerned about what a man takes than what he gives. A good example is "no" for an answer. As for giving me something, a wide berth is most welcome.

I appreciate that you have good taste in women. But honestly, the best way to let her know how you feel about her is to just tell her. Trying to ply her with gifts as though that would influence her feelings is like, well... treating her like some kind of puppet.

P.S. A $100 gift certificate for Tower Records would be cool.

"tom tom" asks Punjabi:
Why is the sky blue?
Punjabi Punjabi starts to answer, but ...

Bradley Bradley interrupts:

Don't even think of answering that question!
Ooni Ooni butts in:
Because it's a boy!
Bradley Bradley mutters:
Ruth Ruth concludes:
The sky is blue because way up high it doesn't get enough air.

James asks Bob:
Should I stay or should I go?
Bob Bob answers:
Hmm, that's a toughy, James. If you stay, then maybe everyone else will go, and you'll be left there all alone. If you go, maybe after you leave everyone will come and have a party. I would check the bulletin board.
Bradley Bradley wonders:
What are you talking about?

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