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June 15, 1995

Pinky asks Bradley:
I recently went gambling for the first time in my life. I lost quite a bit of money. But I had so much fun I had to do it again! So I went again the next day. I won all my money back and more again! Am I addicted to gambling?
Bradley Bradley answers:
I would not call it an addiction unless you were continually losing money and doing it anyway. It's important to keep track of your wins and losses over the long haul. This takes a bit of bookwork. Are you looking for a good accountant?

P.S. By the way, how much money did you say you won?

Cimba asks Stone Head:
What is the meaning of life?
Stone Head Stone Head answers:
None of your damn business.

Eli asks Ooni:
Where are all the fish?
Ooni Ooni answers:
I don't know, but if you wait ten minutes without pressing any keys, they might come back!

"Tiffany" asks Kelsey:
I am in love with a boy who is one year older than me. We were going steady for a long time. But then someone told him I fooled around with his older brother, which wasn't true, and he broke up! He says it's because it's summer and we never get to see each other! But I'm deeply in love! I want him back! How can I get him back!?
Kelsey Kelsey answers:
Don't worry, Tiff. We don't stay teenagers forever. Which is a darn good thing because I'm almost 30 and if I still worried about how to get every man back that I was ever deeply in love with, and why they left or what somebody told them or what season it was, well, I wouldn't have time to hold down a job or sleep or brush my teeth and all my hair would have fallen out by now.

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